Monday, July 30, 2007

The Sequel is out. . .

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I've just written The Sequel to The Secret in my spare time. It's a quick read and will be out very soon on shelves in all the major bookstores. Or you can order it directly from me. Wait, let me rephrase that. Since it's such a quick read, (only 2 lines on one page) I'll just post it here, and save everyone a buck.





IT'S CRAP.

the end.


It is my hope that some who've not read The Secret and were going to buy it will now save their money by reading the sequel. Please, give the $ you would have spent on this tripe called "The Secret" to a charity in your local town or city. Help the homeless or pregnant moms. You're money will be better spent and you'll have a good feeling in your soul.

It appears even FIDO knows what The Secret is and what to do with The Secret....
http://www.wnd.com/images2/dogdoo.jpg

PAX,
susie

3 comments:

MMajor Fan said...

Ha ha, so true! And I love the picture of Fido.
And the so called book "The Secret" is not even as useful as the natural stuff, as there is nothing worth recycling in it ;-)

Kimberly Wasson said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! The best laugh I've had all day, and I've had quite a few! What a load of bunk that book is...you nearly had me worried for a moment (hence the hysterical laughter!)

My son and I were stuck in a Dr.'s waiting room, when some moron decided to tune the television to the Oprah show. The author of said book, was being interviewed. My 13 yr. old son, who watches no television said "What a load of garbage." The wisdom of the young...

Joyful Catholics said...

Thanks Kim and MMF...you've both made me smile tonight!

My friend, Kris and I thought of coming up with this book on the flight home from Rome in May. I said she could write it and I'd do the illustrations, but when I saw the dog picture, well, my illustrating would have been sorely missing something. A dog with a poop scoop! Cracked me up. I'm glad you got a laff, too.

Drop by again, and I'll get on over to see you too, when I get a moment.

PAX,
susie