THE PEOPLES CUBE ROCKS!
Only 1 cup of popcorn per person. No salt. Salt is bad for you. It causes water retention and high blood pressure, which in turn might cause you to be a cost to the "collective" that the "collective" just doesn't want to pay. No sodas either. Sodas have been banned due to the high sugar content. It's the only show being shown folks. Get used to it. You will be assigned a seat, and must arrive at the theatre at the time designated on your 'nationalized movie card.'
Relax and enjoy the show...
suckers!
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